Let’s be real. Dad doesn’t want another damn tie. He’s already got a graveyard of them in the back of his closet, next to that one "World’s Best Dad" mug and a grilling apron that says "Kiss the Cook" in Comic Sans.
This Father’s Day, skip the cliché crap and give the man something he actually wants: a bottle—or three—of something strong, smooth, and worth celebrating. Whether your dad is a bourbon guy, a bold red wine lover, or just someone who’s earned a few sips of something top-shelf, we’ve got you covered with gifts that don’t suck.
Good Fucking Bourbon: For the Dad Who Deserves a Good Fucking Pour
Let’s start with our kickass small-batch bourbon. It’s bold, unapologetic, and smooth enough to sip neat—but still packs a punch. Just like Dad. Whether he’s solving the world’s problems from his recliner or telling you how to change your oil (again), this is the bottle that says, “Thanks for dealing with our shit and still showing up.”
This isn’t grocery store bourbon. This is premium, handcrafted, barrel-aged glory in a bottle. Gift it, pour it, and raise a glass to the man who taught you how to drive stick and threatened your high school boyfriend with a shovel.
Our 93-Point Rated Good Fucking Wine California Red Blend: Because Dad Has Taste
Yes, it’s Wine Enthusiast-rated 93 points—and yes, your dad will brag about that. Our California Red Blend is as bold and complex as his opinions on gas prices and classic rock. It’s smooth AF, loaded with rich, dark fruit, a hint of oak, and enough structure to make steak night feel like a damn occasion.
If your dad swears he’s “not really a wine guy,” that’s just because he hasn’t met the right bottle yet. This is the one. It’s the perfect gift for the dad who has everything—except really good taste in wine (until now).
Our 90-Point Rated Good Fucking Wine Cabernet: Smooth, Strong, and Unforgettable
Our California Cabernet isn’t here to play. With a solid 90-point score from Wine Enthusiast, this is the wine equivalent of a dad joke that actually lands. Big flavor. Silky finish. Layers of blackberry, vanilla, and "I’m better than that sad bottle from the corner liquor store."
If your dad enjoys steak, cigars, or pretending he’s a sommelier while swirling his glass and saying words like “mouthfeel,” this bottle’s a no-brainer. You’ll look like a gifting genius—and he gets a Cabernet that kicks serious ass.
Still Thinking About a Tie? Don’t.
Look, Dad doesn’t want another tool set. He doesn’t need more grilling gear. And he definitely doesn’t want a singing card that plays "Cat’s in the Cradle." What he wants is to kick back with a great drink and celebrate Father’s Day the way it should be celebrated—with some damn good booze.
So ditch the predictable. Say no to boring. Give Dad what he really wants: a bottle (or three) of the good stuff.
Cheers, Dad. You earned this.